theironduchess:

Some very interesting photomanips of Napoleon I found.

(Source: http://www.worth1000.com/search/napoleon%20bonaparte/1 )

Some of these could be more dramatic.

yourfutureleader:

Look what I received in the mail today! 

Thanks to Overly Dramatic Napoleon for what is easily the most epic Christmas card ever ;)

Merry Christmas everyone. Here were the strikingly sexy poses I pulled for this year’s Christmas Cards.

l0l @ u peasants that didn’t get one

overlydramaticnapoleon:

No, this isn’t the only Christmas gift I have in store for you. The other one is Christmas Cards. Unfortunately, since my idiot fantabulous (but obviously not as fantabulous as I am) portrait painter has left this a little late, I can only sign the few cards they make - namely, five.

Therefore, if you would like to be considered on my Totally Amazing and Well-Privileged-If-Your-Name-Is-On-This Christmas Card List, then please reblog this post and I will randomly select five lucky peasants on Friday 14th December 2012, around GMT 5:00 PM. Furthermore, I am only sending to those who reside in the UK as I want that Porge to see how beautiful even the letters I send to peasants are in comparison to his (actually everything of mine is more beautiful than his; and to be fair, I will post outside the UK if there is a big enough demand).

Also, please leave your asks open so that my servants may be able to attain your address so that you can receive your card hopefully around Christmas.

Love you all lots,
Nappy Bee xoxoxo

HALF AN HOUR LEFT!

No, this isn’t the only Christmas gift I have in store for you. The other one is Christmas Cards. Unfortunately, since my idiot fantabulous (but obviously not as fantabulous as I am) portrait painter has left this a little late, I can only sign the few cards they make - namely, five.

Therefore, if you would like to be considered on my Totally Amazing and Well-Privileged-If-Your-Name-Is-On-This Christmas Card List, then please reblog this post and I will randomly select five lucky peasants on Friday 14th December 2012, around GMT 5:00 PM. Furthermore, I am only sending to those who reside in the UK as I want that Porge to see how beautiful even the letters I send to peasants are in comparison to his (actually everything of mine is more beautiful than his).

Also, please leave your asks open so that my servants may be able to attain your address so that you can receive your card hopefully around Christmas.

Love you all lots,
Nappy Bee xoxoxo

itallwentbarmy:

rolypolydandy:

overlydramaticnapoleon:

la-grande-armee:

Various portraits of Napoleon I in his coronation robes.

You forgot this one:

WHY DO YOU HAVE A HAND ON A STICK?!?!!?

Because sceptres are cool. Also handy for an emergency pole-vaulting competition.

Agreeing with you on those two points; however, you do not know the true reasoning and secret behind the hand on a stick…

(Source: fapoleon-bonerparte)